Staff Christmas Party

by Andrew Huggan

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I've spent all day on the telephone My brains are mince and my mind is blown Can't wait for five o clock to come It's the staff Christmas party tonight My glad-rags are packed up in my drawer Cleaned and ironed and looking braw I'll be the finest lad that you've ever saw It's the staff Christmas party tonight Five o clock comes, time to get dressed Put some gel in my hair 'cos it looks a mess Run for the bus, say goodbye to stress It's the staff Christmas party tonight I get to the place, I try to find my seat Everyone looks so swell, everyone looks so neat I think tonight's gonna go down a treat It's the staff Christmas party tonight I meet my mates and we're having a laugh Tonight I seem them as friends, not just members of staff Normally I can't put up with their chaff It's the staff Christmas party tonight The banter's flowing and it's time to dine We've pulled the crackers and we've opened the wine The music's started and I'm feeling fine It's the staff Christmas party tonight I've had some pints and some drams as well Got up from my seat and I nearly fell But I don't care 'cos I'm feeling well It's the staff Christmas party tonight Already someone's had too much Their calling their boss a such and such It's really funny to see, it's really funny to watch It's the staff Christmas party tonight Their jokes are funny when they're normally not Trying to work out how many rounds I've bought It's Christmas, who cares, let's have another shot! It's the staff Christmas party tonight It's the staff Christmas party tonight It's the staff Christmas party tonight It's time to get up and dance, I decide Everyone's on the floor doing the "Cha Cha Slide" I cannae stop laughing and it hurts my sides It's the staff Christmas party tonight I've had too much now, I think I might spew I need to run and find the nearest loo The cubicle's vacant and that's my cue It's the staff Christmas party tonight How I got home, I don't remember It's always the same each December I'm dreading Monday, when I hear the stories I hope the details aren't too gory I'll never learn, I'll never see the light It's the staff Christmas party tonight It's the staff Christmas party tonight It's the staff Christmas party tonight

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Most of us have been there - the staff Christmas party, the one night of the year when people seem to go a bit crazy. Having been to several such parties, I felt it was time to capture my observations and experiences in song. You've never heard a Christmas song like this before!

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released December 1, 2013

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Andrew Huggan Fishcross, UK

Andrew Huggan is a singer songwriter from Clackmannanshire, Central Scotland whose songs are inspired by his own experiences of life and his travels around Scotland.

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